Today brings disturbing news of new consensus that seems to be developing:
Modern women want men who are keen on recycling rather than good at making wisecracks, a survey said.
The poll for men’s magazine Nuts said going green is now the main way to a woman’s heart, with a “good sense of humour” coming in second.
Oh great – a clean, tidy, and humorless future. Thanks, ladies. Thanks a lot.
