Behold the rise of the perfect coalition: the climate change brigades and the Roswell True Believers!
A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.
“I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation … that could be a way to save our planet,” Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.
Shorter version: “Imaginary Threat Requires Paranoid Response.”
